Friday, February 27

keriangan vs kesedihan jugge~~

MyEm0.com waa..so sleepy d but still wanna update smthing in ma blog..hehe so browsing pictures, editing some n here goes..emm d day was wednesday, we had a workshop on puppetry held by people from KLpac (KL performing art center). they are experts in drama techniques n some of them even directing their own show. learning from pro ppl, i did gain a lot n having so much fun..MyEm0.comgugu gagaing wid frenz, watching them expressing their hidden talent..wahhh i cant stop laughing..MyEm0.comberbakat jugak dak2 neyh..klako gile..emm so..few kodak momentoss dat i get from hekal..tq my pic supplier..hehehe:~~

drawing face on ur palm session..hehehe very aesthetic..da lame tak lukih2 neyantara hasil2 palm face yg cumil..guess which one's mine?? wawawa..kaki2 busuk..note: my foot wasnt there okkayh..haha kaki karl ade..yg belang2 tuuu~~

wokeyh..we can write scripts better if we talk about something we knew and close to us. so, Mark asked us to look into our palms n imagine our home..get inside thru the door, go to our favourite room...imagine u're seating beside ppl u love the most..hold their hands..imagine the memories u have wid them...memula tu wat2 macho ar..stay coolMyEm0.com........waaa then i cannot go la..daku mmg berhati lembut..tears oredy lingering at d corner of my eyes MyEm0.CoM(tak sangka hekal snap my pic msa neyh..mujur tak nmpak sgt nangesnyee..)..suddenly i heard somebody sobbing louder than me, rupenye im not alone..my dear dom pn sorakan emosi jugge:~~
mdm sheerin comforting him..alaa dom, jgnla sedeyh..~~ti cuti kte balik kg ek..MyEm0.com

nota kaki: dlm selalu ketawa bergembira..kdang2 mengalir jugge air mata..tak salah menangis kerna itu tanda sentiasa merindu..tak salah merindu kerna itu tandanye dia ttp kekal abadi di kalbu..Al-Fatihah..~~ tuan meow2..tq for being concern..toucim shaye taw..MyEm0.Com wokeyhhh..sleeping taimmm..gudnait semeee~~ MyEm0.Com

Monday, February 23

a very bad broken english..dun be like dis one lahh~~

Seorang pemandu yang berboskan org putih dari Amerika sedang membawa bossnye.. tita-tiba kereta dihadapannya berhenti mengejut menyebabkan dia
telah menyodok kereta tersebut. Pemandu tersebut pun meminta maaf dari boss nya... .:


Pemandu: Sorry Sir, I brake brake, do not eat. After I check the wheel no flower again.MyEm0.Com (maaf Tuan, saya brek-brek, tak makan, selepas saya cek tayarnya tak ada bunganya lagi)

Orang putih tu pun mahu keluar dan ikut sama marahkan pemandu kereta dihadapan. Tapi pemandu tersebut menghalangnya... Kata pemandu tersebut:

Pemandu: Don't enter mix, Sir! The bring that car if not wrong I, is the children fruit from manager moneys, he stupid doesn't play! Let he taste. MyEm0.Com

(Jangan masuk campur, Tuan! Yang bawa kereta itu kalo tak salah saya, anak buah dari pengurus kewangan, dia memang bodoh bukan main... Biar dia rasa)

Besoknya si pemandu tak masuk kerja, lusanya, bila dia masuk kerja, si boss orang putihnya bertanya:


Boss : Why didn't you come to work?

Pemandu : I am sorry boss, my body is not delicious, my body taste like enter the wind.MyEm0.Com (maaf boss, badan saya tidak sedap, badan saya rasanya macam masuk angin)

nota kaki:
bangkang tol!! (carutan sab) hehehehe..so english teachers, teachers-to-be..teach ur student well okkayh.. jgn biarkn mreka jdi spt pemandu di atas~~ kui3..MyEm0.Com

Sunday, February 22

"ku tuliskan kesedihan..semua tak bisa ku ungkapkan.."

♥♥ luahan pasaan cket..~ recently, something bothering me..i dunno why..aku bengang, rasa nk marah, jeles sgt2..yela org kate cemburu tu kan tanda syg..mungkin kah kerana syg daku serabut sebegitu?? Photobucket huuu..then terbacala satu artikel ni n i reflect it to my own situation..then pastu baru ase tenang cket..:

♥♥ Di hadapan orang yang kita cinta, hati kita akan berdegup kencang. >>>♥♥ emm..nk recall jap..hmmm rase cam tade..
♥♥ Tapi di depan orang yang kita suka, hati kita akan gembira. >>> ♥♥ i think im much happier..senyum sokmo jew..kalah kerang busuk..ngee~


♥♥ Di depan orang yang kita cinta, musim sentiasa berbunga-bunga.>>> ♥♥ lorr..same jek ase..
♥♥ Di depan orang yang kita suka, musim itu cuma berangin sahaja. >>> ♥♥ emm pn same gak rasanye..cejuk je sbb de aircond..hee~


♥♥ Jikalau kita lihat di dalam mata orang yang kita cinta, kita akan kaku. >>>♥♥ emm kaku? cam tak je..
♥♥ Jikalau kita melihat mata orang yang kita suka, kita akan tersenyum. >>>♥♥ hell yeah! cant stop smiling..hee~ cantik gak mata nye..pandangan yg bening..shuke..


♥♥ Di depan orang yang kita cinta, lidah kelu untuk berkata-kata. >>> ♥♥ hmm tak punzz..tak berkata2 pn bukan kelu tpi tade topik..hehe
♥♥ Di depan orang yang kita suka, lidah bebas berkata apa sahaja. >>> ♥♥ a'a..ade aku kesah? aku ckp je ape2 pn hehehe


♥♥ Di depan orang yang kita cinta, kita menjadi malu. >>> ♥♥ emm malu la gak..yela bukan jupe hari2 tpi.........
♥♥ Di depan orang yang kita suka, kita akan tunjukkan imej yang sebenar.>>>♥♥ i think i really being myself..u noe, selesa utk tidak berpura2..


♥♥ Kita tidak boleh merenung mata orang yang kita cinta. >>> ♥♥ ooo..buleyh je..mknanye tak cinta laa ek?
♥♥ Tapi kita selalu merenung mata orang yang kita suka. >>>♥♥ yeah! n i love doing it..hahaha..menggediks konsepnye..


♥♥ Bila orang yang kita cinta menangis, kita akan turut menangis.>>> ♥♥ hmmm i didn't cry but somehow it did spoil my mood laaa..
♥♥ Bila orang yang kita suka menangis, kita akan membuat dia gembira. >>>♥♥ hmmm i always tried wpun kengkadang cam tak berjaya..i'll juz backoff then..biar dia cool sndiri..


♥♥ Perasaan cinta bermula dari kata. >>> bermula dari kata? kate2 dri dye or sy?tak fhm...haizzz..im konpius oredi...~
♥♥ Perasaan suka bermula dari telinga. >>> emm i noe im a good listener..dye can throw any stories, any jokes, anything, even if da story has been told to me like thousand times, i'll still listen..coz practically i love to listen maybe..n da stories may attract me to keep listening? (ape aku merepek neyh..??)

♥♥Jadi, jikalau kita berhenti menyukai seseorang yang kita suka. Umpama kita membuang telinga kita. Tapi jika kita cuba menutup mata. Cinta berbuah menjadi airmata. Setiap orang akan mengalami ini dalam hidup mereka. >>> ek? but sometimes kn..rs sgt2 nk let go evrything..u noe, fed up wid things..lantakla pe pn nk jadik


refleksi:~
"emm kalau nk dianalisiskn kembali..sy shuke bukan cinta..n jeles tu plak maybe juz a sense of belonging kot..yela suddenly ade org len antara kami..kadang2 ngan kwn2 pn ase camtu..esp ngan kwn rapat kn..dats y dun really like having very2 close frenz, a bestfren..kang jeles kalau she close ngan org len..selesa dgn diriku begini..tak ramai bestfren but lots n lots of close friends..sayang seme same jew..so simpulkn ajje begitu sara..jgn pening2 kepala kn? mungkin jugak sbb da lama single..tu yg senang 'terusik' kot..logik gak..ape2 pn solute pihak satu lagi sbb sgt jarang bagi reaksi luar kawalan(cuma dye shuke provokasi laa..kdg2 geram gak)..but wateva it is, things always getting back to normal, so its easier 4 me..hope it will always be that way..thanx..yeah, u're a great fren (u noe who u are..sape pijak chewing gum asela melekitnye kann...hee~)"

nota kaki: emm lantaklah sy sebenarnye cinta ke shuke je ke..wud it be too much difference then? aizz..bila baca balik kdg2 rasa konpius tiba2..tpi tapela..im happy wid what we are now..what meant to be will always find a way kannzz...cenyummm...~Photobucket

simple tag by princess afida

7 perkara yang ♥♥ me~cik sara lakukan sebelum tidur..Photobucket

♥♥ cuci2 gigi, gosok2 muka..hee~

♥♥ have a glass of water..


♥♥ check fon, alarm, kang tak bgun subuh lak, check tmpat tidur..pastikan keselesaan nye


♥♥ mengiring mnghadap rommie..usha dye da tido lom..hihihi


♥♥ satu bntal kat kepala..peluk booster..satu bntal sandarkn kat belakang bdn..n satu lgi tutup muka


♥♥ tak shuke selimut tpi klau cejuk ngat terpaksalaa..


♥♥ pejamkn mata..bismikallah humma ahya waamuutttt...ZzZZzZZzZzzzz....


nota kaki: tagged ini tak diteruskn..huu ramai dh org yg daku tagged..jwb2la dlu yg lame yerk

Saturday, February 21

edisi cik sara ngah malas..hahahaha

Photobucket kerana kemalasan melanda..ketiadaan gambo..ketandusan kate..jua kehomwerkan dn kekuizan yg amatlah bnyaknyeee..Photobucketkebizian nan amat..aktiviti hari ni di link kn ke katakcute tersayyang punye blog..sila2 proceed..laporan lengkap disediakn olehnyee..hee~Photobucket

..::katakcute ku tersayyang::..

nota kaki: sorry n thanx a zillion katakcute..u ttp teddy bear tersayyam ku smpi bile2..hehe nti ade masa insyaAllah i'll post ma own version..

2 tagged in a day: unpredictable tagged from cik moonie

emm..baru ptg tdi siapkn tag incik hekal..tag baru telah diterima dri cik moonie..so 'unsangkarable'..seb bek soklannye simple jek..so jap je leyh siap ni ~ kali ni bnyak sy tag org2 yg tak nah sy tag..sajje utk berknalan dgn lebeyh lanjut konsepnye..tak kiza le lmbat ke..jnji korg bwat..kayh..klau tamo bwat pn tape..sy tak paksa2 nye..hehe

Here are the rules

-List these rules on your blog.

-Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog.

-Tell 6 unspectacular quirks of yours.

-Tag 7 people at the end of your post by leaving their names as well as links to
their blogs.

-Link the person who tagged you.

Leave a comment for each blogger.

what is the purpose for tagging people this time, is only to know exactly who are my frens ..hehe

>>>7 facts bout myself
♥♥ namaku Siti Sarah Aqilah Binti Inngam..kayh, i noe my dad's name stands out a bit..ibunda dn ayahandaku org jawa ye..

♥♥ anak ke 4 dari 5 adik beradik..da special thing is >>im da only girl so manja cket kot..cket jela..hehe tpi bila bab household chores tu perrghh leteyh gila beb..

♥♥ sy seorg yg sgt sukakn kucim..mereka amatla cumil..n shuke kaler putih..cam suci gitu kn

♥♥ seorg yg sgt menghargai org yg menghargai shaye..

♥♥ sensitif..mudah kecik hati tpi mudah jugak dipujuk klau kna gaya dn cara..

♥♥ i can be ur greatest friend but will also be ur worst nightmare if u betrayed me..hell yeah! im an easy to forgive but hard to forget person..(habit tak bgus tpi ssh nk buang) maybe shud transfer dis point to the quirky2 thing..haha

♥♥
huu i guess trust n honesty are among the most important qualities to me~

>>>6 unspectacular quirks
♥♥ tak pndai jaga budak..(sgt kekok dn asek nanges jek dak tu kang..huk3) huuu~ gotta really improve dat..im a future primary school teacher

♥♥ internet addict..hee~ i'll even ignore my rommie sometimes when im wid my pc..sorry atiq lalink..

♥♥ sometimes, i feel like im pretending too much juz bcoz i dun wanna hurt other person's feeling..da irony is me myself hold on to honesty..cane tu ek..tp kdg2 kte pn malas nk carik gaduh kn..selagi buleyh terima, selagi buleyh sabar..diam ajje

♥♥ easily falling in love (damn!! i hate dis trait) sgt quirk..luckily not kinda girl dat's easily ngam ngan guys..

♥♥ konservatif..?? coz i wanna be extra vigilant..emm it maybe quirky but not wrong i think

♥♥ procrastination..damn! i hate dis one too..~ pasni sgt bnyak agenda..sara, stick to ur dairy plan pleassseeee...

>>>7 ppl dat i wanna tag:
..::cik suezack::..

..::cik chykeen::..

..::cik baisyatul::..

..::cik D::..

..::incik shahrizwan::..

..::incik damnik::..

..::nan upin::..


nota kaki: sy happy...~ wpun bnyak keje, bnyak menda yg bisa menstresskn diri ini..ade aku kesahh..?? aku abaikan sajje..konsep berserah sntiasa..cenyummm

Friday, February 20

tagged by mr. karl

hmm..ku telah ditagged oleh incik karl..nama 1st lagi..so bwat jela..pd insan2 yg ku tagged kembali..sila wat ye..wpun ade antara mreka mmgla teramat malasnye nk update blog kn..so sajje tag korg spaya korg ade bahan nk update blog..ngee~

♥♥ Tagged : You were given 10 items. Come out with our own opinions on how d items can be used apart from d normal a.k.a common one. It's time to be creative! ♥♥

1) Anak Kunci
Kegunaan asal - untuk kunci pintu, laci dan apa2 yg berkunci
Kegunaan lain yg cik sara pikir :
♥♥ emm wat gores kad gores dn mng..wat tindih paper ke ape2 ke
>>>>calarkn keta insan2 yg menyakiti hatiku..yg tak reti2 bayau hutang ke..ngeh3 padan muka!Photobucket

2) Penutup Pen
Kegunaan asal - tutup pen, x nak kasi dakwat kering
Kegunaan lain yg cik sara pikir :
♥♥ ape yeh..emmm ntahlaa.. Photobucketwat klip kertas sementara? huu
>>>> campak kat kepala org..sabbymon kew..esp bila bosan dlm kelas p&d..haha

3) Botol Mineral
Kegunaan asal - tempat simpan air
Kegunaan lain yg cik sara pikir :
♥♥ jadikan pin utk men golek nyiur dlm umah..haha
>>>> flush dlm tandas awam..yg kena bayau tpi busuk gilo..baru ade guna aku bayo duit tu..hak3 Photobucket

4) Paper Lama
Kegunaan asal - leh digunakan utk buat draft paper
Kegunaan lain yg cik sara pikir :
♥♥ jadikan alas kaki ke alas nk duduk ke..alas ape2 laa
>>>> wat kapal terbang kertas..men dlm kelas..dlm audi ke..zufff..dari atas nun smpai ke bwah..syiokk! Photobucket

5) Seluar Dalam Lama aiyaa..perlu kew??
Kegunaan asal - pakai kat dalam bukan di luar
Kegunaan lain yg cik sara pikir :
♥♥ buang la weii..smpan wat menda..
>>>>offer utk masakkn mkn mlm istimewa utk musuh anda..pastu masukkn ianye sbg perasa tambahan..wakakaka sure diorg nk lagi pastu..Photobucket

6) Lesung batu
Kegunaan asal - menumbuk belacan, dsb
Kegunaan lain yg cik sara pikir :
♥♥ alat yg amat berguna utk potong ayam kecik2..esp kat part tulang2 tu kan..caranye, ketuk kan diatas pisau anda..huu keje faberet cik yana neih
>>>> dibawa dlm handbag oleh kaum wanita..pastu klau ade laki2 tak guna yg gatal mengusik jatuhkn atau hentakkn sajje kat mane2 yg patut..then dgn senyuman katakanlah.."opppsssiiieee..sengaja!" pastu blah dgn segera ye..Photobucket

7) Langsir
Kegunaan asal - kehiasaan umah/keceriaan umah
Kegunaan lain yg cik sara pikir :
♥♥ men cak2 ngan budak2 (kekeringan idea sudehh)
>>>> wat prank kat mmber yg sambut beday..caranye..hamparkn kat bwh cadar diorg, then bila diorg dh tido lena (make sure ade dengkuran, lena lah tu)..bungkus cam mayat(langsir kn tebal wpn ade yg colourful..pilih yg warna dull or putih lbeyh bek..surela cam real nye ken kapan..)..then alunkan bacaan yaasin di telinganye..bersedia utk buka langkah seribu bila kwn korg ngamuk ek Photobucket

8) Komputer ofis
Kegunaan asal - buat keja rasmi
Kegunaan lain yg cik sara pikir :
♥♥ men game di kala kebosann..di kala bos mmbebel tak tentu hala..klau ade tenet lagi bagus..leyh update blog ke men facebook ke..
>>>>baling kat bos klau dh bengang sgt..then tros anta notis resign 24 jam kayh..Photobucket

9) Duit Syiling
Kegunaan asal - nak lengkapkan duit kertas
Kegunaan lain yg cik sara pikir :
♥♥ wat gores kad topup..or wat beli air kat vending machine
>>>> gunakan duit syiling utk uji kelebaran lubang hidung teman2..shiape yg muat duit limeposen! walaweeiiii solute beb..Photobucket

10) Laman Blog
Kegunaan asal - menulis dan mencari sahabat lama dan baru, tukar2 pendapat
Kegunaan lain yg cik sara pikir :
♥♥ amek lirik lagu nidji : "Kutuliskan kesedihan
Semua tak bisa kau ungkapkan
Dan kita kan bicara dengan hatiku"
>>>> mentagged org len..wpun diorg dh bengang ngan tag2 neyh..hwa3Photobucket

Should i tagged others?

I think I should! Those lucky(or unlucky) are :
♥♥ teddi bear ku syyam

♥♥ sabbyana

♥♥
cik nanie

♥♥ miss adah

♥♥ cik afida

♥♥ incik nasri


nota kaki: kenyataan yg merepek2 di atas tidak penah sy bwat yea..harap maklum..sy cuma terfikir sajje...ngee~

Thursday, February 19

special dedication >> happy birthdayssss~

birthday wishes Pictures, Images and Photos

♥ wokeyh..as stated on da title..dis entry is specially dedicated for 3 ppl that are quite close to me n they are accidentally sharing da same beday..20th february..
♥ 1st one..ain namanye..da kenal almost 6 years..sama2 kat mrsm taiping dlu tpi start rapat during plkn session..hehe once she had mistaken my beday, 20/12 while i had mistaken her beday as 22/2..dye terawalkn my beday 2 hri n sy terlmbatkn beday dye 2 hri...klakar jek..nk majuk pn tak jdi sbb dua2 salah..emm rindu ain sgt..she was once my bestest fwen eva..lama x ctc coz smthing happened..maybe im being cruel for taking it seriously..nope! im being stupid..but what is done is done..wateva it is time is da heal of anything..deep inside me..i miss our memories together..


♥ presents dat i wish to give to her..if i got da money n da will to get it..

♥♥ lots n lots n lots of chocolate!! she gonna love it..
birthday Pictures, Images and Photos

♥♥ these beautiful colourful roses (quite impossible to get)..juz to let her know, sometimes we see things differently, sometimes we think differently especially when emotion controls da attitude..roses have thorns they said..but whateva it is, roses are the most beautiful to me n have the sweetest smell..u're my rose dearie..(jiwang mode..geli jek..haha)
Roses Pictures, Images and Photos


♥ yg comel cute mute cun melecun kt bwh ni nmanye kak shue..kak shue ni my CS (carry sister) yg prs hadiahkn utk sy msa kat mrsm taiping..satu kelas ngan my bro..yup, sy satu skolah ngan abg sndiri dlu (bosan sbb tokley wat jahat..hehe nti kna report..emm or abg sy yg rasa camtu??hehe)..kak shue ni very sweet very gila2 tpi ttp malu2 everytime jupe sara..nape ek kak?? hehehe..miss our sweet memories n those sweet letters we used to pass..hehe cam klakar jek kn..she's a future teacher too, studying in UPSI..akk! sara nk teddy bear! hahaha..it's her beday but im da one asking da present..hahaha..but she did promise dat to me..kn akk kn..bile kte nk date neyh kakkk... nak bagi yg kat bwh ni kat akk bleyh? hahaha..jdi my sis-in-law..buleyhla buleyhlaaa...ek ek ek? (mati sy dibelasah oleh bf kak shue n gf kang olis...ade aku kesah?? heee~ ku taekwando kn sajje)
♥ last but not least is Mr. Peq Garage..kenal ngan dye thru frenster..perkenalan disinari chaya Ramadhan 1429 hijrah (klau dye ingat lee)..hee..as a fren very tolerant, understanding, funny (asek gelak pecah perut n rasa nk sepuk je dye ni slalu), nice guy..sonok ar kwn ngan dye..but sape yg berminat kt dye kna consider jdik bini muda ye..afta WEK 7061 (ketenye) juga canon DSLR yg bru je dibeli (kameranye)..okkayh? heee~
♥♥ if i got lots n lots n lots of money, i would consider to generously giving dis flashing dashing bright yellow ferrari..hehehe..why yellow? hmm dunno..looks nice maybe..
Ferrari Pictures, Images and Photos


but the truth is i cant give all those presents dat i've wished to give..berangan jela ku mampu kn..hehe..wateva it is, i'll always pray the best for these people for they have taught me a lot in life..everything that happen in this world is always for at least one reason : God's reason..so, Happy 21st beday for ain n peq..happy 22nd beday for kak shue..(ttp sy lagi muda..!! yeay!! ) may glory, success, happiness, calmness, love, courage, sincerity be with u, n most of all..may u guys be blessed always..aminn...

nota kaki: yg terkidnap, teredit pic tu sorry ekh..promosi..hehehe ehemmm3..beday boy n beday girls..nk blanja cik sara appe?? ngee~

Tuesday, February 17

keriangan part 4 >> memanjakan diri

ingatkn episod keriangan dh abes, tpi upenye ade lgi..soo..dpt disimpulkan yg bersma rakan2 mmg meriangkn ye..

so, make dis one a short entry:

wokeyh..chronology > pi cosmo > sakit badan > harini tade kelas > dok umah bosan tade menda nk bwat wpun keje bnyak, tade mood> so...solution:-waa..ktorang pi fish spa..gedss gedss konsepnye..PhotobucketRM 10 for nearly forty minutes..i think dats worth it..geli weii memula ikan tu gigit2 kaki..uwwaa but so much fun la..then..pi massage plak..kali ni konsep memanjakn diri plak..hee~ da masseuses are from china so komunikasi yg sgt tak berkesan..hua3..but whateva it is..sgt best..Photobucket

me and adah kesayangan >> konsep baju ktorg yin n yang..hehePhotobucket

nota kaki: malasnye nk pi kelas p&d 3 jam esok..Photobucketfuhhh rajinkn dirimu cik sara...~~

Monday, February 16

lawak kishishishi versi mr. bean~

WHILE HAVING A BRAIN CHECK UP
Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean : Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean : Because that proves that I have a brain!

MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL Teacher :
What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean : 9
Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
Mr. Bean :I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean : Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE
Friend : What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean : I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean : Four asterisks!

CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean : What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend : What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean : Head Cleaner.

SHARING SYMPHATY
Mr. Bean : (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend : Condolence, my friend. (After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder).
Friend : What now? Mr. Bean : My sister just called, her mom died too!

MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING
Colleague : Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. Because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean : Thats alright, me too... I got stuck on the escalator for 3hrs.

SPELLING LESSON
Mr. Bean's Son : Dad, what is the spelling of successful... .is it one "c" or two "c"?
Mr. Bean : Make it three "c" to be sure

nota kaki: hahaahha~ bangkang!! (carutan sab..)

jangan jangan dn jangan..~


Jangan sengaja lewatkan solat.
Perbuatan ini Allah tidak suka.
Kalau tertidur lain cerita.

Jangan masuk ke bilik air tanpa memakai alas
kaki (selipar).
Takut kalau-kalau terbawa keluar najis,
mengotori seluruh rumah kita.

Jangan makan dan minum dalam
bekas yang pecah atau sumbing.
Makruh kerana ia membahayakan.

Jangan biarkan pinggan mangkuk yang telah
digunakan tidak berbasuh.
Makruh dan mewarisi kepapaan.

Jangan tidur selepas solat Subuh, nanti rezeki mahal
(kerana berpagi-pagi itu membuka pintu
berkat).

Jangan makan tanpa membaca BISMILLAH dan doa makan.
Nanti rezeki kita dikongsi syaitan.

Jangan keluar rumah tanpa niat untuk membuat kebaikan.
Takut-takut kita mati dalam perjalanan.

Jangan pakai sepatu atau selipar yang berlainan pasangan.
Makruh dan mewarisi kepapaan.

Jangan biarkan mata liar di perjalanan.
Nanti hati kita gelap diselaputi dosa.

Jangan bergaul bebas ditempat kerja.
Banyak buruk dari baiknya.

Jangan menangguh taubat bila berbuat dosa
kerana mati boleh datang bila-bila masa.

Jangan ego untuk meminta maaf
pada ibu bapa dan sesama manusia
kalau memang kita bersalah.

Jangan mengumpat sesama rakan taulan.
Nanti rosak persahabatan kita hilang bahagia.

Jangan lupa bergantung kepada ALLAH dalam setiap kerja kita.
Nanti kita sombong apabila berjaya.Kalau gagal kecewa pula.

Jangan bakhil untuk bersedekah.
Sedekah itu memanjangkan umur dan memurahkan rezeki kita.

Jangan banyak ketawa. Nanti mati jiwa.
Jangan biasakan berbohong,
kerana ia adalah ciri-ciri munafik dan menghilangkan kasih orang
kepada kita.

Jangan suka menganiaya manusia atau haiwan.
Doa makhluk yang teraniaya cepat dimakbulkan ALLAH.

Jangan terlalu susah hati dengan urusan dunia.
Akhirat itu lebih utama dan hidup di sana lebih lama dan kekal
selamanya.

Jangan mempertikaikan kenapa ISLAM itu berkata JANGAN.
Sebab semuanya untuk keselamatan kita.
ALLAH lebih tahu apa yang terbaik
untuk hamba ciptaanNya.

nota kaki: hemm ade gak yg cam kna batang idung sndiri..hee~ tpi tapela..beringat dn saling mengingatkn..fuhh..take note everybody..

Sunday, February 15

keriangan part 3 >>> cosmo world!!

wokeyh..episod 3 keriangan ku bersama rakan2..

♥ 1st game..ala..mainan marry go round ajje..sbb menda tu cumil kan..motiffnye kodak momentoss je yg lebeyh

bumper car!! my personal faveret..but i guess diorg yg len gak..hee~ kiraan di bwat dn kami nmpaknye bermain bumper car ni 9 kali..nana n imah 6 kali sbb diorg pi shopim jap mase tuh..syiokk sgt! wpun abg yg jaga tu tgk ktorg semcm..smileysbak kate hekal 'ade aku kesah!' haha..njoy sgt2 men..

♥ 3rd game..niat di hati nk men yg pusing2 tu..spinning wateva ntah namenye..then penuh..so ktorg pn nekla game kat sebelah dgn kondifen widout even look at da name of da game which is 'DNA mixed up'..hekal pn kate, alah yg ni tade pape pn..nek atas bwh je..sekali rupenye dye tebalikkn kte cam dok dlm blender je rasenye..wahh! i screamed on top of my voice..gila! tudung ase nk tercabut, baju terangkat aku lantakkn ajje..asalkn aku tak mati..huu..da good side is njoy jerit..lepas tension seme..everytime dat thing stop 4 a while, i check my fon dlm pocket..tolak ke dlm..no way i wanna lose dat..bru la sedar..inilah game yg telah menjahanamkn fon cott...>> DNA ku mmg termixed up..Photobucket

♥ next one..we had sum rest b4 continue playing da izzy dizzy..memula tu jerit gak sbb tutup mata kn..so sgt terasa ku dipusing2 kn..pastu imah convince me to open my eyes..then when i open my eyes, i really enjoyed it..sempat lgi lmbai2 kat org2 kat tepi tu..bak kate imah..mane thu jupe jodoh kat cosmo world..hahaha..2nd round nek ngan dom..afta balun 2 cornetto..memula ku masih menjerit2 kegembiraan..namun akhirnye hampir surrender bile terasa cam cornetto dh nek kat esofagus..waa..tulun dom!! aku penim!Photobucket

♥ then, we ride da spinning thing wid haikal as well..izzy dizzy dye tak nek sbb tanak dizzy..but dis thing succeeded making him dizzy..hahha..keshian dye..afta dis one mmg hekal surrender laaa..Photobucketdalam gmbar je bertiga then i kena halau sbb leyh nek 2 org jek..so im alone but im a bit relief sbb ku tak dihimpit shape2..hehehe~

♥ pas nek ni..mmg hekal surrender abes..so ktorg out jap..amek cornetto free Photobucket(sorang 2 ye..muak sgt) n pi solat..credit to dom!! he ate 5 cornettos n still going strong..habuannye tentulah bantal walls yg amatlah cumil itu..huu..beshnye klau ku dpt..
♥ pastu masuk balik juz me dom n haikal sbb nana ade hal n imah teman..hehe..we played bumper car again b4 proceed to da izzy dizzy again where i get really dizzy..then nek space shuttle kot namanye..yg tinggi gile tu..then pusing2..dis one..syok sgt..sbb rasa cam terbang woo..hee ade org tu siap nyanyi lagu DINGIN ziana zain lgi atas tu..Photobuckethaizz..shape ntah..♥then dom nek space attack(a big wheel n its gonna make a full round..mmg akan tergantung dn berpusing..waaa) sorg2..sbb cornetto ku sudah di tekak..klau sy nek..kompem basah org depan dgn sisa cornetto..Photobucketsy tanak bertanggung jwab..so duduk diam2 kat bwh ngan hekal..hehe..tgk jela dom bertarung menjerit cam ape kat atas tu..huhuhu

♥ last one..afta waiting for nana n imah..ktorg nek space shuttle skali lgi..then to the last ride..da roller coaster..i expected much from dis one..but then i feel like it wasn't so bad..DNA mixed up tu lgi gila!! rasa cam sekejap sgt plak..tak puas menjerit..huu..shiap wat 2 kali lgi..wpun hekal surrender wat skali je..padahnye dye sorg je yg tak sakit bdn n kami yg len cam nk patah tulang temulang nk tertanggal tendon2 seme..huu hope da pain will be gone by tomorrow..huu..

♥ktorg sempat berkenalan dgn rakan2 baru..budak2 ITEM melaka rasanye..sempat bergambar bersama lagi tuu..
♥ finally..yeay! we conquer da cosmo world oredy!! pasni pi sunway plak..Genting ke..hehe~Photobucket

♥ okeyh..makan tyme..kat papa john..n thanx to dom! he paid more than all of us..sbb elaun dye paling bnyak antara ktorg 5 org..hahaha

♥ recapp aktiviti..pi dataran merdeka..posing smpai bateri kamera hekal kong! then fon imah plak jdi mangsa..huu..sementara tggu housmet ku pulang dri sunway, ktorg lepak kat ehsan..btol2 dpn cemara sambil mereflect 12 jam bersama ppl dat im not used to be wid..but seriously, im having so much fun wid them! i can say dat dis is one of da most greatest hang-out i've eva had..tq ppl..syyang kamoo2 seme..hehe~ Photobucket
nota kaki: tamat la episod keriangan bwat masa ini..be ready for class tomorrow..huhuhu..thanx haikal for da tutorial..


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