isn't english a funny language?

• there's no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple
• is cheese da plural of choose?
• if teachers taught, why dont preaches praught?
• if a vegetarian eats vegetable, what does a humanitarian eat?
• have noses dat run n feet dat smell?
• a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is a pig.
• if da plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't da plural of booth is beeth
• 1 goose, 2 geese. so, 1 moose, 2 meese?
• when a house burns up, it burns down
• u fill in a form by filling it out, n an alarm clock goes off by going on.
• when da stars are out they're visible, but when da lights are out, they're invisible
• English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in France.

catatan kaki: sapa kata blajaq english sng?? habaq mai cni kat che'..aii..tpi kn..rindu pule pd MO..dis sem dh tade grammar..huu